Slap the Nerd

Relieve your stress or anxiety by slapping this nerd! Note: don’t do this in real life.

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  1. chem engineering
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 6:15 pm | Permalink

    I want to slap’em all.
    While I was in school I fucking hated in my algebra class when the teacher would ask me some dumb question like “Can you solve the problem on the board?” Which read something like 3X -7 = 1. And I’d scowl, look up, and say “X is one.”
    “Can you show your work please?”
    “Okay, so is this part of my fucking grade? Cause I’m pretty sure I have straight A’s in this stupid class. Why the fuck am I solving this shit right now when you KNOW I can solve it?”
    “Mr Jones, please show you work and watch the language.”
    Then there was a sarcastic response followed by a smart ass reply, and then I showed my fucking work.

    The nerds. Fuck the nerds. They were all like “Oh yeah, I know the answer to that. Let me answer!” and I’m like “Who the fuck cares if you know the answer dip shit. I know it too, I just want to get this high school bullshit over with so I can go to college for engineering, then get a job making money.”

    Then the “cool kids” Were just as bad as the nerds. They wanted to answer the questions and got offended the “nerds” answered it first. Well, they should’ve studied harder if they’re that insecure about it all.

    I wanted to slap’em all. Who the fuck cares if you know the answer or not. Just do your fucking homework and shut the fuck up. I wasn’t bragging about my 4.000 and I threw away all my honor roll ribbons or sold them to insecure kids that wanted to pretend they were smart.

    Please alter this game so you can just slap’em all. I really can’t resist slappin’ all the insecure mother fuckers who wanna answer these questions.

  2. Davie
    Posted January 21, 2013 at 7:55 am | Permalink

    I want to slap as many nerbs possible, am just an evil vandictive bastard anyway

  3. Kelly B
    Posted September 10, 2013 at 11:59 am | Permalink

    my ex is a bastard. i want to put his picture with the nerds because i’m so mad at him and i wanna slap him bad

  4. dude
    Posted September 22, 2013 at 9:12 am | Permalink


  5. m
    Posted December 7, 2013 at 1:17 am | Permalink

    chem engineering, who gives a fuck. stop stressing over stupid shit, who cares if somebody wants to say an answer, who cares if somebody copies over somebody else- focus on yourself. well, i should probably do the same lol. also, who the hell gets angry for a teacher asking, “show your work.” and 3x-7 = 1, x does not =1, dipshit.

  6. Me!
    Posted December 16, 2013 at 5:07 pm | Permalink

    I think this is massively stereotyping Nerds and ‘cool kids’. Why do all nerds have to wear glasses? Why do you call others ‘cool kids’? Why can’t Nerds be cool too? I’ll admit, this game is good to take stress out, but please, at least make it so some Nerd’s don’t have glasses, or ‘cool kids’ do have glasses. The reason people wear glasses is because they have a fucking eye problem, not because they are intelligent. Ugh, I just hate people that hugely stereotype people. based on what they wear, what their mental capacity is or if they have a problem with their fucking eyes. Gah. I hate it.

  7. Just Some Random Stranger
    Posted December 26, 2013 at 12:59 am | Permalink

    @chem engineering

    Wow, such eloquent writing.
    The funny thing is that in 3x – 7 = 1, x does not equal 1. It equals 8/3, you bigoted asshat.

  8. Alex
    Posted February 2, 2014 at 9:50 pm | Permalink

    I’m a nerd, but I NEVER get called on. I’m never a smart alec tho. I just play this game pretending its my enemy, who is a really big jerk.

  9. nerdkiller
    Posted June 18, 2014 at 4:16 pm | Permalink

    Touchscreen is best. Killed those nerds WITH EASE.

  10. Irroh
    Posted November 6, 2014 at 9:48 am | Permalink

    @Just Some Random Stranger

    The entire thing is complete bullshit, he’s probably some 15 year old with ADHD and anger issues.

  11. Anshulika
    Posted December 5, 2014 at 5:27 pm | Permalink

    Okay , so here’s my explanation for why am I playing this game ….
    I am a mediocre ( actually even better than a mediocre ‘coz I ‘ve stood at the top of my form more than 5 times since grade 3 ) . So now there’s a f***ing asshole in my class who obviously is a nerd plus one of my hateful competitors . Now to give her more superiority ( I don’t know the f***ing reason why?) my class teacher made her the monitor of our class …and today (5 th December , 2014 ) was her first day for being . And this idiot is like ” Will you please shut your mouth ..students are being disturbed” always always and always to me!!!!!! Also she is a fucking nerd!!! Always ..the teacher is yet to ask the question and there she goes … ” Miss , May I answer? ” and I tolerated her for 7 times but the 8th time she came to me I was like ” You! Now will you please just shut your fucking assholic mouth?? I am tolerating you since the starting of the day!!! and you’re the deputy not the MONITOR so you’re supposed to handle the class in the absence of the MONITOR!!!!! got it? ” and at this point she (as usual her mental status is 1/10 ) just went to the teacher and complained…but I am not scared of anyone in this world!!! so I ‘m here to slap all of these fucking nerds!!

  12. John Smith
    Posted September 29, 2021 at 1:43 pm | Permalink

    This website is a total fraud, it is clearly titled “stress relief pig” now this is a complete lie because I was going to play my favorite game “Slap the nerd” which I can only find on this website. I clicked on the link to the game and it prompted me with a white screen with some sort of puzzle piece on it and the text said “Adobe flash is no longer supported” now I don’t even know what flash is so I decided to play a different game instead, all of these games have given me the dissatisfaction of telling me that this “flash” is not supported. Now I don’t know who Adobe is but they need to get on this website and fix the games immediately I just had a mental rage inducing breakdown over this damn website, this is a fake and a fraud and the police should get involved. Please take down your website or fix your games, otherwise I will contact authorities. Good day, John Smith.